So the bros rang the bell to call for a food runner a bit early cause they are ALWAYS late and we were in a rush.
Dude showed up almost instantly.
Bro 1: Yo, you were too fast bro!
Runner: I'm always too fast!
intheweeds: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
BRO 1: Just take this to table 4, 'Johnny-Too-Fast'
intheweeds: You know that's your new name right, 'Johnny-Too-Fast'?
Bro 1: LOL
Johnny-Too-Fast: AW. :(